Degrassi Season 9, Episode 1
Just Can't Get Enough Part 1
Airdate: 10-4-09 on CTV
[At Degrassi, Studz is on the stage auditioning for a spot to play at the Beach Bash dance]
Peter: [singing] I'm like Whoa! The California sun, I'm like Whoa! This ride has just begun, I'm like Whoa! Just like a sub-machine gun with our guitars, and all our girls. Hey Cali-, Hey Forni-, Hey I-A. Hey Cali-, Hey Forni-, Hey I-A.
[In the hall, Chante is interviewing the new kids, Declan and Fiona for her Video Blog]
Chante: Hey, I'm Chante, Degrassi's unofficial video blogger. You must be the diplomat's kids.
Declan : Word travels.
Chante: And I'm the destination. So, what brings the upper crust to Degrassi?
Declan: [Pushes the camera away], Old man's an education attache. Private schools, bad politics.
Fiona: We're boring, believe me. So, what's the deal here? Who are the players?
Chante: Holly J is the de facto Student Council prez. The band, Studz, just shot a movie in LA. The singer's girlfriend is Degrassi's next top model. Speak of the devil.
[Mia walks up on stage after Studz finishes their song]
Peter: Oh, she's back from 'Gay Paree.'
Mia: All the photoshoots in the world couldn't keep me from a Studz show.
Holly J: Great. Congrats, guys. You're in the Winter Beach Bash.
Peter: [To Holly J] Lady, we are the Winter Beach Bash. [To Mia] Oh, did I tell you I'm a master musician now?
Mia: You got into the music program?
Peter: Well, basically. Can't expect these guys to make it look cool on their own.
Mia: That's amazing, Peter.
Peter: I know. This semester's all about me and you, baby. Woo!
CREDITS (Man, I don't like the new credits)
[Chante, Mia, and Peter are walking down the hall]
Chante: So, for the blog, what does Degrassi's couple of the week go by? Miater? Pia?
Mia: Wow, we're combo worthy? But who really wants to read the story of a girl juggling her daughter, high school, and a modeling career?
Peter: -And her rockstar boyfriend
Chante: Mia, you just spent the weekend in Paris. You're what we call “aspirational.” [Fiona and Declan walk by] Newbie alert. This is Fiona and Declan (pronounced Deck-linn). See ya.
Declan: (Something that sounds like “Where to see tour Mr. And Mrs. High School.” Sorry, it's hard to understand what he says here)
Peter: Oh, yeah. Peter. Sup?
Mia: Mia Jones.
Fiona: I hear you model.
Declan: Oh, my mom's in with Tio(?) fashion mag. New style editor. I should hook you up someday. [To Peter] And your band rocks, sir.
Peter: Yeah, check us out Friday Night.
Declan: I wouldn't miss the Beach Bash. It's refreshing to hear lyrics that aren't trying to be intelligent.
Peter: Totally...thanks?
Declan: Sure beats the diplomat Schmooze-fest my parents are throwing tomorrow anyway, so...
Mia: And who gets to schmooze at this fest?
Fiona: Rich old guys, fashion and media types, anyone who's anyone.
Mia: Doesn't sound so bad [Walks away with Peter as bell rings].
[Another Degrassi hallway. Alli runs up behind Johnny and tries to feel him up]
Johnny: No PDAs in school, backwoods.
Alli: [Seeing Claire] Claire!
Claire: Alli![They hug] Show me your classes [they exchange schedules]. They're almost all the same, even the non-gifted electives.
Alli: [Takes off her hoodie] I'm so glad to be back in school. Later, hoodie [tosses the hoodie to Johnny and takes off with Claire. Johnny and KC do a hilarious awkward nod of acknowledgement]
[Media Immersion, Alli is bumped into by the guitar-wielding new girl, Jenna]
Alli: Hey! Watch out with that thing. What are you new or something?
Jenna: Sorry. I'm Jenna.
Claire: I'm Claire. [They shake hands] This is Alli. We're BFFs.
Jenna: I'm so glad all the girls here don't hate each other. My old school was backstab high [sits next to Claire].
Alli: Uh, that's my seat.
Simpson: Welcome back everybody.
Alli: Sir, she's-
Simpson: Jenna Middleton! Welcome to Degrassi.
Jenna: Hi.
Simpson: Take a seat, Alli, okay? [Alli is not thrilled]
[The music classroom]
Sav: [To Peter] Dude, did you nail it? Are you psyched? You know, I had to beg Mr. Fowler to get you that audition.
Peter: Dude, I rocked an entire Hollywood film crew. It's in the bag.
Sav: Sweet.
Danny: Now we can all take Studz to the next level. [They all do dorky fist pumps]
Peter: Who knew going to school could actually help you become a rock star?
Fowler: [Mr. Fowler is played by none other than Ed Robertson of Barenaked Ladies fame] Good morning master musicians. I see Mr. Lavigne has given you your handout packages. [Sees Peter] Peter. I didn't see you there.
Peter: Yeah, I just sort of showed up.
Fowler: Did you get my email? I was hoping to see you after class. I'm sorry, but we don't have a place for you here right now.
Peter: [Looks dejected] Whatever. That loser doesn't know the first thing about music [punches a Timpani drum].
[Cafeteria. Jenna is auditioning for the Beach Bash, and singing a song so shrill that I can't transcribe it]
Alli: When did our school become some bizarre white version of Fame?
Claire: Please tell me it hasn't, because I can't dance OR sing...not like Jenna. She is so nice. In class she-
Alli: Bite your tongue, Claire. Nobody is sunshine and rainbows all the time.
Holly J: And we have our final performer for the Beach Bash. Congrats.
Jenna: Thanks, Miss J.
Alli: So, Miss Pretty Smile and Perfect Teeth, what's your deal?
Jenna: You think I'm pretty? Thanks Alli, but I'm not half as pretty as you [Alli rolls her eyes]
[Mia and Peter at a Cafeteria table]
Mia: So you didn't get in. Just do regular school.
Peter: Mia, I tasted fame or whatever. Being regular sucks.
Mia: Peter, look at me. You can do whatever you want.
Peter: How did I luck in to dating the most amazing girl in the world? Really, if I didn't have you, then I don't know...can your mom babysit later?
Mia: She is. I'm meeting with my agent. She's trying to set up another shoot.
Peter: Again? How many shoots do you need?
Mia: Lets just say I've been turning down a lot of jobs lately.
Peter: Yeah, but wasn't that part of the plan? Put modeling on the back burner and focus on the more important stuff.
Mia: What makes you think it's not important?
Peter: Well, it's just a job, right? A way to pay the bills while you're still young and hot. It's priorities, or whatever.
Mia: Since when are you the expert on priorities? Thanks for being supportive, Peter [gets up and leaves].
Peter: Mia, can we still hang out after school?
Mia: No, I'm picking up Izzy.
Declan: [sitting down with Fiona next to Peter]. Ooh, trouble in paradise?
Peter: Yeah, laugh it up, new guy.
Declan: It's not against Degrassi rules to eat lunch with my new pal, is it?
Peter: You wanna be my pal? Get me and Mia into your party. She'd love to meet your mom.
Declan: The make-up gesture. Well done, sir.
Peter: Well can you help a guy out, or no?
Declan: I won't complain about having the lovely Mia in attendance. She'll wear something low cut, I assume.
Peter: Whatever she wears, keep your eyes to yourself. All right, sir?
Declan: All right, scout's honor [does the scout's honor sign with his hand]. Here's the info [tosses Peter a folded up piece of paper].
[Grade nine science class]
Teacher: Pair up. We're going to analyze the bacterial components of cheek scrapings. Swabs, people?
Claire: [After Alli doesn't sit next to her] What are you doing?
Alli: You and Jenna make great partners. Have fun!
Jenna: Open wide, Claire-Bear!
[Peter's apartment. Mia is sitting on the couch when he enters]
Peter: I thought you had a meeting.
Mia: It turned into a phone call.
Peter: Is everything okay? [Mia nods] Good, because I have a surprise. I got us into Declan's swanky party thing. He's gonna introduce you to his mom.
Mia: Oh my God, that's amazing.
Peter: I'm sorry for being such a nob, babe. I'll be more supportive, I promise.
Mia: You have no idea how good it makes me feel to hear you say that [kisses him].
Peter: Why? What's going on?
Mia: I have a surprise, too. Don't get mad, but you are looking at the new Euro Fresh Face.
Peter: What? That's...those girls are hot!
Mia: My face is gonna be everywhere. I'm gonna be on every fashion magazine in Europe.
Peter: That's so cool. Can you make it work with school and everything?
Mia: Peter, this contract is worth 250 Grand!
Peter: Are you serious? [They high five]. Wait. Why would I be mad?
Mia: Um, okay. I have to move to Paris.
Peter: Paris, France? When?
Mia: Saturday. My mom and Izzy are coming after Izzy finishes school. I'm sorry, Peter.
Peter: So you're just leaving?
Mia: Don't worry though. We'll make the long distance thing work. You can come visit in the summer.
Peter: Yeah, sure.
Mia: Okay, I have to go sign some stuff. They're getting me a rush visa. But I'll see you tomorrow at school, okay? [they kiss. Peter looks dejected]
COMMERCIALS
[Front steps of Degrassi. Claire is sitting and doing homework]
Alli: Breakfast burrito for my bestie [hands Claire a breakfast burrito]
Claire: So we are still friends?
Alli: Why wouldn't we be?
Claire: Oh, I don't know, Science class?
Alli: Like they say: keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
Claire: So Jenna's our enemy now?
Alli: And by working with our little wolf in baby lamb's clothing. We'll discover all her dirty little secrets.
Claire: Yeah, I bet she's totally into Satan.
Alli: You never know.
[Hallowed halls of Degrassi, Simpson is talking to Mia]
Simpson: You're making all the right choices. This is really the best way for you to finish your school year. I'm really proud of you. Good luck.
Mia: Thanks.
Peter: [Walks up carrying a box] Looks like you made Simpson's day.
Mia: It's awesome. He found me a tutor in Paris so I'll be able to finish my semester.
Peter: Sounds like you'll be pretty busy.
Mia: Yeah, I may have to miss a fashion party or two, but I'll make it work.
Peter: Speaking of skipping parties, I think you should go to Declan's thing tonight without me.
Mia: Why? You don't want to go? [Peter shrugs] What is that [looks at the box]?
Peter: It's just, like, your stuff.
Mia: Are you breaking up with me? No, come on Peter, don't do this.
Peter: You're gonna be like 5,000 miles away surrounded by guys falling in love with you.
Mia: And that's exactly why I need to know you're gonna be here for me.
Peter: [Sits down next to her] What if I moved to Paris with you? [Funky European music plays in the background when he says this. Oh, Degrassi editors, how you slay me]
Mia: What about school and your parents?
Peter: I'm emancipated, remember? I still have money from the movie.
Mia: I didn't want to ask...I know moving is crazy, but I would love to have my boyfriend there [they hug].
[Degrassi hallway, Alli is walking with KC]
Alli: KC, where's Claire?
KC: I thought she was with you.
Alli: No, [looks at her phone] and she won't text me back.
KC: Well I just got one, wishing me luck with my probation officer [Alli gives him a look]... Not that I have one [walks away].
[Some classroom. Jenna is teaching Claire guitar]
Claire: [struggling to play the guitar] This is harder than it looks.
Jenna: That's what he said (no, she really says this)
Claire: Eww, Jenna.
Jenna: So tonight, more lessons or science assignment?
Claire: Alli and I usually do TV/Homework night.
Jenna: Friendship priorities, cool.
Claire: You know what? Come over. It'll be fine.
Jenna: You're sure Alli won't mind?
Claire: Of course not. She's not the jealous type [She gets a text from Alli that says “where r u??”].
[The party at Declan and Fiona's house]
Mia: This is no high school party.
Peter: [As the maitre'd takes his coat] Hey that's my jacket! Oh, sorry. [To Mia] That chick just took my coat!
Mia: Well get used to it. In Europe, models get invited to this kind of stuff all the time
Peter: Yeah, more proof that these rich peeps aren't dumb. So, now what?
Mia: [Grabs drinks from a tray] Well it is a schmooze-fest...I wonder which one's Declan's mom?
Peter: [Declan waves them over] Let's go hang with the kids.
Declan: So this is our humble abode for the next six months or so.
Mia: Only six months?
Declan: Eh, could be more, could be less. Diplomat brats do a lot of bouncing around.
Fiona: [Offers Peter an oyster] Here. [Peter looks skeptical] Never had raw oysters?
Peter: It looks like a loogi.
Declan: Don't you just love how parochial Mia's boyfriend is?
Peter: What's that supposed to mean?
Declan: Oh, parochial? Lacking in worldly experience, but not in a bad way [Peter gives him a look].
Mia: I like to say he keeps it real. Like in his band. He writes his own songs and lyrics.
Peter: Yeah, we just spent two weeks in LA. The parties there blow this snooze-fest out of the water.
Declan: Well then, why don't you show everyone how you throw down Cali-style? Get up there. Play that “Whoa” song.
Peter: No, I don't even have my ax.
Declan: No problem. [To one of the guests] Hey Skip. Can my friend borrow your guitar? [To Peter] It's all yours, sir.
Peter: No, Declan, forget it.
Declan: [Into microphone] Hey everybody. Having a good time? It's time to turn this snooze- fest into a Studz-fest. Here is the coolest guy at my new high school, Peter...something. [To Peter] Come on, sir, they're starved for entertainment.
Peter: [To the crowd] Hello everyone. [He starts singing the song. The rich snobs look bemused. Peter tales off halfway through the verse]. Sure, why not?
[Claire's room. She's painting Jenna's nails]
Jenna: My nails get totally trashed playing guitar.
Claire: One of the useful things my older sister taught me.
Jenna: At least you have a sister, the rehab brothers here. [Looks at nails] Oh, cute! I feel like such a girl.
Alli: [Walking in] Hey. [She stops upon seeing Jenna] Am I interrupting?
Claire: Hey Alli, we were just doing some science homework, and then-
Alli: You actually became friends with her? I'm sorry Claire, but this ends now.
Jenna: Should I go? I can go.
Claire: What's wrong with you? Why are you so afraid of us hanging out?
Alli: I'm not, it's just...[lowers her voice] It's not fair that she breezes into school and steals my best friend. [To Jenna] I knew she'd do it the minute I saw her.
Claire: So I guess what I want doesn't matter. Thanks, Alli, real nice.
Jenna: Actually guys, I'd like to be friends with both of you [Alli gives her a look].
[Declan's party. Mia is on the couch consoling Peter]
Mia: It wasn't that bad.
Peter: Whatever, I sucked. This whole party sucks. Let's just go.
Mia: Nobody cares about your little performance, Peter.
Peter: That's a lie. Those rich snobs were trying not to laugh at me.
Mia: Just try and be yourself, the charming and confident guy I know.
Peter: I don't feel like that guy. [Lady in red dress comes over]
Red Dress: You must be Mia. Come meet some people.
Mia: [To Peter] That's what I'm here to do.
Peter: Yeah, you're all business, aren't you?
Mia: [Walking away] Peter!
Fiona: [Sits down next to Peter] Want some company?
Peter: Don't bother. You'll just end up moving to another galaxy like all my other girlfriends.
Fiona: Lucky for both of us, dating you isn't in my plans.
Peter: Right, your boyfriend. I think he knew I was gonna make an ass of myself.
Fiona: That would be my brother.
Blonde Girl: [Sits down on the other side of Peter] Common mistake, Fiona and Declan are very close.
Fiona: Shut up, Vickie.
Peter: So he was hitting on Mia. Ugh, where's my stupid coat ticket?
Fiona: You guys are leaving?
Peter: I am. This isn't fun.
Vickie: I can't stand these parties either, but... [pulls out a little baggie] now it's all good.
Fiona: Really, Victoria? You're still doing that?
Peter: [Examines the bag] What is this?
Vickie: An escape without leaving. [Peter looks skeptical] Don't think sweetie, just do.
Peter: How do you-
Vickie: You'll figure it out. [Peter opens the bag] Maybe in the bathroom.
Peter: Ah [goes to the bathroom].
[Claire's bedroom. Alli is drawing on Jenna's hand]
Alli: There. To welcome you to Degrassi and commemorate our new friendship.
Jenna: Thanks so much, guys. It's so hard coming to a new school in a new city where you don't know anybody.
Alli: We niners have to stick together.
Jenna: So tell me, who's off limits?
Claire: Off limits?
Jenna: At my old school, I was such a boyfriend stealer, especially with bad boy types. They're my weakness.
Alli: Then I'm with Johnny. He's a senior.
Jenna: Eh, too old for me [looks at Claire].
Claire: I'm with KC.
Jenna: Oh, he is so cute! But...don't worry Claire-Bear. I won't even look at him [Claire looks displeased]
Alli: You're right, Jenna is so nice [smirks to Claire].
Claire: It's all right. She's not his type [awkward silence].
[The party. Peter is hopped up on mystery powder]
Peter: [Runs up to Mia and kisses her] I got my groove back.
Mia: Yeah, all of the sudden...
Peter: Yeah, I had some help [winks]. You're looking smokin' by the way. Wanna go fool around?
Mia: Uh, Peter, what help?
Peter: Dare me to eat an oyster? [runs to the oyster table]
Mia: [To Declan] Are there drugs going around?
Declan: Eh, I could probably find you some.
Mia: No, not for me, it's Peter [cut to Peter slurping down an oyster].
Peter: Mia! I did it!
Declan: He does seem...enthused.
Fiona: Tory's giving out party favors. [To Mia] He's on crank.
Mia: What? [Walks over to Peter] Peter, did you take something from Victoria?
Peter: Some coke I think, just a little.
Mia: Shh! [Lowers her voice] Peter, coke would've been bad enough, but that was crystal meth!
Peter: Meth? Crazy...How much would you give me if I eat these fish eggs?
Mia: We're leaving.
Peter: C'mon Mia.
Mia: Peter. Now! [She walks away, Peter downs the caviar]
Just Can't Get Enough Part 1
Airdate: 10-4-09 on CTV
[At Degrassi, Studz is on the stage auditioning for a spot to play at the Beach Bash dance]
Peter: [singing] I'm like Whoa! The California sun, I'm like Whoa! This ride has just begun, I'm like Whoa! Just like a sub-machine gun with our guitars, and all our girls. Hey Cali-, Hey Forni-, Hey I-A. Hey Cali-, Hey Forni-, Hey I-A.
[In the hall, Chante is interviewing the new kids, Declan and Fiona for her Video Blog]
Chante: Hey, I'm Chante, Degrassi's unofficial video blogger. You must be the diplomat's kids.
Declan : Word travels.
Chante: And I'm the destination. So, what brings the upper crust to Degrassi?
Declan: [Pushes the camera away], Old man's an education attache. Private schools, bad politics.
Fiona: We're boring, believe me. So, what's the deal here? Who are the players?
Chante: Holly J is the de facto Student Council prez. The band, Studz, just shot a movie in LA. The singer's girlfriend is Degrassi's next top model. Speak of the devil.
[Mia walks up on stage after Studz finishes their song]
Peter: Oh, she's back from 'Gay Paree.'
Mia: All the photoshoots in the world couldn't keep me from a Studz show.
Holly J: Great. Congrats, guys. You're in the Winter Beach Bash.
Peter: [To Holly J] Lady, we are the Winter Beach Bash. [To Mia] Oh, did I tell you I'm a master musician now?
Mia: You got into the music program?
Peter: Well, basically. Can't expect these guys to make it look cool on their own.
Mia: That's amazing, Peter.
Peter: I know. This semester's all about me and you, baby. Woo!
CREDITS (Man, I don't like the new credits)
[Chante, Mia, and Peter are walking down the hall]
Chante: So, for the blog, what does Degrassi's couple of the week go by? Miater? Pia?
Mia: Wow, we're combo worthy? But who really wants to read the story of a girl juggling her daughter, high school, and a modeling career?
Peter: -And her rockstar boyfriend
Chante: Mia, you just spent the weekend in Paris. You're what we call “aspirational.” [Fiona and Declan walk by] Newbie alert. This is Fiona and Declan (pronounced Deck-linn). See ya.
Declan: (Something that sounds like “Where to see tour Mr. And Mrs. High School.” Sorry, it's hard to understand what he says here)
Peter: Oh, yeah. Peter. Sup?
Mia: Mia Jones.
Fiona: I hear you model.
Declan: Oh, my mom's in with Tio(?) fashion mag. New style editor. I should hook you up someday. [To Peter] And your band rocks, sir.
Peter: Yeah, check us out Friday Night.
Declan: I wouldn't miss the Beach Bash. It's refreshing to hear lyrics that aren't trying to be intelligent.
Peter: Totally...thanks?
Declan: Sure beats the diplomat Schmooze-fest my parents are throwing tomorrow anyway, so...
Mia: And who gets to schmooze at this fest?
Fiona: Rich old guys, fashion and media types, anyone who's anyone.
Mia: Doesn't sound so bad [Walks away with Peter as bell rings].
[Another Degrassi hallway. Alli runs up behind Johnny and tries to feel him up]
Johnny: No PDAs in school, backwoods.
Alli: [Seeing Claire] Claire!
Claire: Alli![They hug] Show me your classes [they exchange schedules]. They're almost all the same, even the non-gifted electives.
Alli: [Takes off her hoodie] I'm so glad to be back in school. Later, hoodie [tosses the hoodie to Johnny and takes off with Claire. Johnny and KC do a hilarious awkward nod of acknowledgement]
[Media Immersion, Alli is bumped into by the guitar-wielding new girl, Jenna]
Alli: Hey! Watch out with that thing. What are you new or something?
Jenna: Sorry. I'm Jenna.
Claire: I'm Claire. [They shake hands] This is Alli. We're BFFs.
Jenna: I'm so glad all the girls here don't hate each other. My old school was backstab high [sits next to Claire].
Alli: Uh, that's my seat.
Simpson: Welcome back everybody.
Alli: Sir, she's-
Simpson: Jenna Middleton! Welcome to Degrassi.
Jenna: Hi.
Simpson: Take a seat, Alli, okay? [Alli is not thrilled]
[The music classroom]
Sav: [To Peter] Dude, did you nail it? Are you psyched? You know, I had to beg Mr. Fowler to get you that audition.
Peter: Dude, I rocked an entire Hollywood film crew. It's in the bag.
Sav: Sweet.
Danny: Now we can all take Studz to the next level. [They all do dorky fist pumps]
Peter: Who knew going to school could actually help you become a rock star?
Fowler: [Mr. Fowler is played by none other than Ed Robertson of Barenaked Ladies fame] Good morning master musicians. I see Mr. Lavigne has given you your handout packages. [Sees Peter] Peter. I didn't see you there.
Peter: Yeah, I just sort of showed up.
Fowler: Did you get my email? I was hoping to see you after class. I'm sorry, but we don't have a place for you here right now.
Peter: [Looks dejected] Whatever. That loser doesn't know the first thing about music [punches a Timpani drum].
[Cafeteria. Jenna is auditioning for the Beach Bash, and singing a song so shrill that I can't transcribe it]
Alli: When did our school become some bizarre white version of Fame?
Claire: Please tell me it hasn't, because I can't dance OR sing...not like Jenna. She is so nice. In class she-
Alli: Bite your tongue, Claire. Nobody is sunshine and rainbows all the time.
Holly J: And we have our final performer for the Beach Bash. Congrats.
Jenna: Thanks, Miss J.
Alli: So, Miss Pretty Smile and Perfect Teeth, what's your deal?
Jenna: You think I'm pretty? Thanks Alli, but I'm not half as pretty as you [Alli rolls her eyes]
[Mia and Peter at a Cafeteria table]
Mia: So you didn't get in. Just do regular school.
Peter: Mia, I tasted fame or whatever. Being regular sucks.
Mia: Peter, look at me. You can do whatever you want.
Peter: How did I luck in to dating the most amazing girl in the world? Really, if I didn't have you, then I don't know...can your mom babysit later?
Mia: She is. I'm meeting with my agent. She's trying to set up another shoot.
Peter: Again? How many shoots do you need?
Mia: Lets just say I've been turning down a lot of jobs lately.
Peter: Yeah, but wasn't that part of the plan? Put modeling on the back burner and focus on the more important stuff.
Mia: What makes you think it's not important?
Peter: Well, it's just a job, right? A way to pay the bills while you're still young and hot. It's priorities, or whatever.
Mia: Since when are you the expert on priorities? Thanks for being supportive, Peter [gets up and leaves].
Peter: Mia, can we still hang out after school?
Mia: No, I'm picking up Izzy.
Declan: [sitting down with Fiona next to Peter]. Ooh, trouble in paradise?
Peter: Yeah, laugh it up, new guy.
Declan: It's not against Degrassi rules to eat lunch with my new pal, is it?
Peter: You wanna be my pal? Get me and Mia into your party. She'd love to meet your mom.
Declan: The make-up gesture. Well done, sir.
Peter: Well can you help a guy out, or no?
Declan: I won't complain about having the lovely Mia in attendance. She'll wear something low cut, I assume.
Peter: Whatever she wears, keep your eyes to yourself. All right, sir?
Declan: All right, scout's honor [does the scout's honor sign with his hand]. Here's the info [tosses Peter a folded up piece of paper].
[Grade nine science class]
Teacher: Pair up. We're going to analyze the bacterial components of cheek scrapings. Swabs, people?
Claire: [After Alli doesn't sit next to her] What are you doing?
Alli: You and Jenna make great partners. Have fun!
Jenna: Open wide, Claire-Bear!
[Peter's apartment. Mia is sitting on the couch when he enters]
Peter: I thought you had a meeting.
Mia: It turned into a phone call.
Peter: Is everything okay? [Mia nods] Good, because I have a surprise. I got us into Declan's swanky party thing. He's gonna introduce you to his mom.
Mia: Oh my God, that's amazing.
Peter: I'm sorry for being such a nob, babe. I'll be more supportive, I promise.
Mia: You have no idea how good it makes me feel to hear you say that [kisses him].
Peter: Why? What's going on?
Mia: I have a surprise, too. Don't get mad, but you are looking at the new Euro Fresh Face.
Peter: What? That's...those girls are hot!
Mia: My face is gonna be everywhere. I'm gonna be on every fashion magazine in Europe.
Peter: That's so cool. Can you make it work with school and everything?
Mia: Peter, this contract is worth 250 Grand!
Peter: Are you serious? [They high five]. Wait. Why would I be mad?
Mia: Um, okay. I have to move to Paris.
Peter: Paris, France? When?
Mia: Saturday. My mom and Izzy are coming after Izzy finishes school. I'm sorry, Peter.
Peter: So you're just leaving?
Mia: Don't worry though. We'll make the long distance thing work. You can come visit in the summer.
Peter: Yeah, sure.
Mia: Okay, I have to go sign some stuff. They're getting me a rush visa. But I'll see you tomorrow at school, okay? [they kiss. Peter looks dejected]
COMMERCIALS
[Front steps of Degrassi. Claire is sitting and doing homework]
Alli: Breakfast burrito for my bestie [hands Claire a breakfast burrito]
Claire: So we are still friends?
Alli: Why wouldn't we be?
Claire: Oh, I don't know, Science class?
Alli: Like they say: keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
Claire: So Jenna's our enemy now?
Alli: And by working with our little wolf in baby lamb's clothing. We'll discover all her dirty little secrets.
Claire: Yeah, I bet she's totally into Satan.
Alli: You never know.
[Hallowed halls of Degrassi, Simpson is talking to Mia]
Simpson: You're making all the right choices. This is really the best way for you to finish your school year. I'm really proud of you. Good luck.
Mia: Thanks.
Peter: [Walks up carrying a box] Looks like you made Simpson's day.
Mia: It's awesome. He found me a tutor in Paris so I'll be able to finish my semester.
Peter: Sounds like you'll be pretty busy.
Mia: Yeah, I may have to miss a fashion party or two, but I'll make it work.
Peter: Speaking of skipping parties, I think you should go to Declan's thing tonight without me.
Mia: Why? You don't want to go? [Peter shrugs] What is that [looks at the box]?
Peter: It's just, like, your stuff.
Mia: Are you breaking up with me? No, come on Peter, don't do this.
Peter: You're gonna be like 5,000 miles away surrounded by guys falling in love with you.
Mia: And that's exactly why I need to know you're gonna be here for me.
Peter: [Sits down next to her] What if I moved to Paris with you? [Funky European music plays in the background when he says this. Oh, Degrassi editors, how you slay me]
Mia: What about school and your parents?
Peter: I'm emancipated, remember? I still have money from the movie.
Mia: I didn't want to ask...I know moving is crazy, but I would love to have my boyfriend there [they hug].
[Degrassi hallway, Alli is walking with KC]
Alli: KC, where's Claire?
KC: I thought she was with you.
Alli: No, [looks at her phone] and she won't text me back.
KC: Well I just got one, wishing me luck with my probation officer [Alli gives him a look]... Not that I have one [walks away].
[Some classroom. Jenna is teaching Claire guitar]
Claire: [struggling to play the guitar] This is harder than it looks.
Jenna: That's what he said (no, she really says this)
Claire: Eww, Jenna.
Jenna: So tonight, more lessons or science assignment?
Claire: Alli and I usually do TV/Homework night.
Jenna: Friendship priorities, cool.
Claire: You know what? Come over. It'll be fine.
Jenna: You're sure Alli won't mind?
Claire: Of course not. She's not the jealous type [She gets a text from Alli that says “where r u??”].
[The party at Declan and Fiona's house]
Mia: This is no high school party.
Peter: [As the maitre'd takes his coat] Hey that's my jacket! Oh, sorry. [To Mia] That chick just took my coat!
Mia: Well get used to it. In Europe, models get invited to this kind of stuff all the time
Peter: Yeah, more proof that these rich peeps aren't dumb. So, now what?
Mia: [Grabs drinks from a tray] Well it is a schmooze-fest...I wonder which one's Declan's mom?
Peter: [Declan waves them over] Let's go hang with the kids.
Declan: So this is our humble abode for the next six months or so.
Mia: Only six months?
Declan: Eh, could be more, could be less. Diplomat brats do a lot of bouncing around.
Fiona: [Offers Peter an oyster] Here. [Peter looks skeptical] Never had raw oysters?
Peter: It looks like a loogi.
Declan: Don't you just love how parochial Mia's boyfriend is?
Peter: What's that supposed to mean?
Declan: Oh, parochial? Lacking in worldly experience, but not in a bad way [Peter gives him a look].
Mia: I like to say he keeps it real. Like in his band. He writes his own songs and lyrics.
Peter: Yeah, we just spent two weeks in LA. The parties there blow this snooze-fest out of the water.
Declan: Well then, why don't you show everyone how you throw down Cali-style? Get up there. Play that “Whoa” song.
Peter: No, I don't even have my ax.
Declan: No problem. [To one of the guests] Hey Skip. Can my friend borrow your guitar? [To Peter] It's all yours, sir.
Peter: No, Declan, forget it.
Declan: [Into microphone] Hey everybody. Having a good time? It's time to turn this snooze- fest into a Studz-fest. Here is the coolest guy at my new high school, Peter...something. [To Peter] Come on, sir, they're starved for entertainment.
Peter: [To the crowd] Hello everyone. [He starts singing the song. The rich snobs look bemused. Peter tales off halfway through the verse]. Sure, why not?
[Claire's room. She's painting Jenna's nails]
Jenna: My nails get totally trashed playing guitar.
Claire: One of the useful things my older sister taught me.
Jenna: At least you have a sister, the rehab brothers here. [Looks at nails] Oh, cute! I feel like such a girl.
Alli: [Walking in] Hey. [She stops upon seeing Jenna] Am I interrupting?
Claire: Hey Alli, we were just doing some science homework, and then-
Alli: You actually became friends with her? I'm sorry Claire, but this ends now.
Jenna: Should I go? I can go.
Claire: What's wrong with you? Why are you so afraid of us hanging out?
Alli: I'm not, it's just...[lowers her voice] It's not fair that she breezes into school and steals my best friend. [To Jenna] I knew she'd do it the minute I saw her.
Claire: So I guess what I want doesn't matter. Thanks, Alli, real nice.
Jenna: Actually guys, I'd like to be friends with both of you [Alli gives her a look].
[Declan's party. Mia is on the couch consoling Peter]
Mia: It wasn't that bad.
Peter: Whatever, I sucked. This whole party sucks. Let's just go.
Mia: Nobody cares about your little performance, Peter.
Peter: That's a lie. Those rich snobs were trying not to laugh at me.
Mia: Just try and be yourself, the charming and confident guy I know.
Peter: I don't feel like that guy. [Lady in red dress comes over]
Red Dress: You must be Mia. Come meet some people.
Mia: [To Peter] That's what I'm here to do.
Peter: Yeah, you're all business, aren't you?
Mia: [Walking away] Peter!
Fiona: [Sits down next to Peter] Want some company?
Peter: Don't bother. You'll just end up moving to another galaxy like all my other girlfriends.
Fiona: Lucky for both of us, dating you isn't in my plans.
Peter: Right, your boyfriend. I think he knew I was gonna make an ass of myself.
Fiona: That would be my brother.
Blonde Girl: [Sits down on the other side of Peter] Common mistake, Fiona and Declan are very close.
Fiona: Shut up, Vickie.
Peter: So he was hitting on Mia. Ugh, where's my stupid coat ticket?
Fiona: You guys are leaving?
Peter: I am. This isn't fun.
Vickie: I can't stand these parties either, but... [pulls out a little baggie] now it's all good.
Fiona: Really, Victoria? You're still doing that?
Peter: [Examines the bag] What is this?
Vickie: An escape without leaving. [Peter looks skeptical] Don't think sweetie, just do.
Peter: How do you-
Vickie: You'll figure it out. [Peter opens the bag] Maybe in the bathroom.
Peter: Ah [goes to the bathroom].
[Claire's bedroom. Alli is drawing on Jenna's hand]
Alli: There. To welcome you to Degrassi and commemorate our new friendship.
Jenna: Thanks so much, guys. It's so hard coming to a new school in a new city where you don't know anybody.
Alli: We niners have to stick together.
Jenna: So tell me, who's off limits?
Claire: Off limits?
Jenna: At my old school, I was such a boyfriend stealer, especially with bad boy types. They're my weakness.
Alli: Then I'm with Johnny. He's a senior.
Jenna: Eh, too old for me [looks at Claire].
Claire: I'm with KC.
Jenna: Oh, he is so cute! But...don't worry Claire-Bear. I won't even look at him [Claire looks displeased]
Alli: You're right, Jenna is so nice [smirks to Claire].
Claire: It's all right. She's not his type [awkward silence].
[The party. Peter is hopped up on mystery powder]
Peter: [Runs up to Mia and kisses her] I got my groove back.
Mia: Yeah, all of the sudden...
Peter: Yeah, I had some help [winks]. You're looking smokin' by the way. Wanna go fool around?
Mia: Uh, Peter, what help?
Peter: Dare me to eat an oyster? [runs to the oyster table]
Mia: [To Declan] Are there drugs going around?
Declan: Eh, I could probably find you some.
Mia: No, not for me, it's Peter [cut to Peter slurping down an oyster].
Peter: Mia! I did it!
Declan: He does seem...enthused.
Fiona: Tory's giving out party favors. [To Mia] He's on crank.
Mia: What? [Walks over to Peter] Peter, did you take something from Victoria?
Peter: Some coke I think, just a little.
Mia: Shh! [Lowers her voice] Peter, coke would've been bad enough, but that was crystal meth!
Peter: Meth? Crazy...How much would you give me if I eat these fish eggs?
Mia: We're leaving.
Peter: C'mon Mia.
Mia: Peter. Now! [She walks away, Peter downs the caviar]
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