Monday, October 12, 2009

Just Can't Get Enough Episode Review

901-2 Just Can't Get Enough Review

(Sorry it took me a long time to get around to writing this . I'll try to be quicker on future ep. reviews)

I'll just start by saying that I really didn't like the B-plot of part 1. I understand that they needed a way to introduce Jenna's character, but the whole Alli-Jenna rivalry was unnecessary. Not to mention that we were beaten over the head with it; there were several scenes that served no discernible purpose other than to tell us that, hey, in case you didn't notice, Alli doesn't like Jenna. Not that irrational rivalries over nothing are uncommon among fourteen year old girls. Kudos to Degrassi for at least showing their craziness realistically. Given the whole scene where Jenna confesses her weakness for bad boys, I'm assuming that we will see a KC-Clare-Jenna love triangle at some point this season, which, uggh, I hate love triangles with a burning passion, and I sincerely hope this new Jenna character serves a purpose other than breaking up KC and Clare (whose name I recently discovered does not have an 'I,' which is silly. Since when does Claire not have an 'I?' Those crazy Canadians...). As for Jenna, her bubbliness was a little overdone (“Clare-bear,” “That's sweet, but I'm not half as pretty as you are”), and she said, “That what he said,” so she has to go. The acting was okay, but unremarkable. The actresses didn't get a lot to work with. Melinda (Alli) does a good eye roll.

The B-Plot of part 2 was much better than in part 1. I much prefer snarky Holly J, and I'm glad she didn't totally roll over and change for Blue. While on that subject, Blue was a total dumbass. Did he really think she was gonna do a total 180? I hope the evolution of Holly J ends up mirroring Paige from earlier seasons, where she became less backstabbing and conniving, but kept her snarky attitude. Not much else to say about this story. It reminded me a little of “Dressed in Black,” but without gothy bitch Ashley (an improvement). Also, was Blue-Holly J (Blolly J?) the shortest lived couple in Degrassi history? They didn't even last an entire episode. Another random observation: AJ Saudin (Connor) grew a ton between seasons, he was the most noticeable change among the cast. The acting was fine, whatever, let's move on to the A-plot.

The A-plot was handled pretty well, considering the subject matter. When I heard they were doing an episode about meth, I was expecting another episode that “goes there” without regard for character development or continuity, or any real consequences for the character. The way they set up Peter's meth problem was fairly believeable, considering I don't know a single person from my high school who ever did meth. It did a good job of putting Peter in a position where it was conceivable he would try drugs, given his rejection from the music program and his girlfriend moving to Paris. He's been left behind by both his friends and his girlfriend. The whole “I thought it was coke” part was ridiculous. Who snorts drugs without asking what they are first? (Granted, I don't have a ton of drug-snorting experience) It's also hard to believe that Victoria gives him an entire bag for free. Maybe Canadian druggies are more generous, but in my experience even potheads (the only drug users that I know personally) generally won't give anything away for free, and weed is much less valuable than meth. But this is a universe where you always get pregnant the first time you have sex and smoking weed either ends in a diabetic coma or bombing a college interview. Why would I expect them to portray an issue realistically? They showcased the nature of the addiction (awake for several hours in a row, then a crash) well considering there was only about twenty minutes worth of episode where Peter was actually on the drug because the first part was almost entirely set up. I also liked the trippy meth-o-vision when Peter was tweaking out in the middle of the road. Not much else to say; some random thoughts: I'm not happy to see Ms. H back. She was a terrible principal (though she might be an improvement over the Shep). Declan is a douche. I'm glad Pia broke up. They were the most tenuous couple in Degrassi history. They were completely non-believable. I feel like there's no continuity to Peter's character. He went from Perv who filmed Manny topless and blackmailed her to romantic, supportive boyfriend of Emma (season 5) to drug planting street racer (6) to reformed, caring boyfriend of Darcy (7) to rockstar and popular (apparently) guy (8) to meth addict (9). Umm, what? On the acting front, Jamie (Peter) really hit this one out of the park. He had the tics and quirks of a meth head down. He had a lot of heavy material, and handled it really well. Nina (Mia) was decent in her final episode before becoming a vampire, though she didn't really have to do a ton.

Overall Grade: B

Random thought: I think there should be an episode where a character (Dave, maybe?) constantly makes That's What She Said jokes. Think about it. Degrassi's new slogan is, “It's about to get real.” What's more real than a person who makes too many TWSS jokes?

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Just Can't Get Enough Part 2 Transcript

Degrassi Season 9, Episode 2

Just Can't Get Enough Part 2

Aired 10-4-09 on CTV


[Peter's apartment. He's playing a video game. The video game says "Mission accomplished"]

Peter: World domination! [Mia comes downstairs] Morning gorgeous.

Mia: Ugh, jungle breath. Did you sleep at all last night?

Peter: No, [picks up Duck Hunt style gun] but I'm the master of toxic conflict.

Mia: Performance enhancers, awesome.

Peter: I told you, it was like an accident.

Mia: Yeah, you thought the meth was just coke. So much better. You know you're lucky my mom bought the “Peter ate bad oysters so I had to stay over” story.

Peter: Yeah, at least it made Declan's snobby party more fun. I needed something.

Mia: So any time you feel insecure or embarrassed, you're just gonna snort stuff. Nice escape hatch, Houdini.

Peter: It was a one time thing.

Mia: Newsflash! Peter, lots of meth addicts got their start as “one time things”

Peter: Hey, whoa! [grabs Mia's shoulders] I am not a meth addict. Don't freak out. I'll be fine.

Mia: Moving to Paris does freak me out, and if you're gonna come with me, I need you to be good. Please?

Peter: Mia, I promise. Let's just go to school [scratches chin frenetically. Peter walks away and the bag of meth falls out of his jacket. He looks at it pensievely, but doesn't throw it away]

[Degrassi. In the Media Immersion room, Peter is applying for a passport]

Riley: Planning a quick getaway?

Peter: Yeah, I gotta stop French guys from macking on my girl, so I'm going with her.

Riley: Yeah right. What are you gonna do in Paris?

Peter: Play my ax, eat crescent rolls, maybe go to French school.

Riley: Learn the French word for crescent rolls?

[Declan walks in with an iPhone type device]

Declan: Ugh, WiFi here blows...Peter! [To Riley] This guy sure made his mark at our little do yesterday. Haven't seen somebody slurp that many oysters since Mardi Gras.

Peter: Yeah, last night was fun, but right now: not so much.

Declan: Oh yeah, the crash. Meth'll do that.

Riley: Meth?

Peter: It was a mistake. It's not a big deal. Declan, do you ever-?

Declan: No sir. I come by confidence naturally. Tory's the one with the pharmacy in her purse. You two didn't...?

Peter: Oh, no. I'm with Mia.

Declan: Ah, well you dodged a nasty bullet there, sir. My cousin Vickie was a ballerina and now she just tweaks out and hooks up with random guys. It's a shame really. This could be you in six months [pulls up a webpage with before and after pictures of meth addicts]. Bam. Don't lose that pretty smile.

Riley: [To Peter] Uh, are you okay?

Peter: Dude, if you knew how I felt right now...Never gonna do it again.

[A classroom. Mrs. Kwan is talking about some play. Blue and Holly J aren't paying attention, because who pays attention to Mrs. Kwan?]

Blue: Psst [hands Holly J a scrapbook]. I made you something.

[It's a scrapbook of news clippings from Holly J's hostage crisis aversion. With a drawing of her as “Super Holly”]

Anya: Where's the J?

Holly formerly known as J: Blue just calls me Holly.

Anya: I thought you hated that.

Holly formerly known as J: This is amazing, Blue. Thanks.

[The Shep's office. He's talking to the collective Joneses]

Shep: So Mrs. Jones, we'll be seeing your daughter's face on billboards, huh?

Mrs. Jones: I am very proud of her. But, [glances at Mia] school comes first, right?

Mia: Yeah mom, that's why they have a tutor.

[Peter walks up]

Peter: Hey Mrs. Jones. [To Izzy] Hey cutie.

Izzy: Peter, you look sick

Peter: Yeah, I gotta lay off the seafood.

Mrs. Jones: We'll pack tonight after your shoot, okay?

Mia: Okay. Bye mom. Bye Bells [kisses Izzy on the cheek].

Shep: Congrats.

Mia: [To Peter] What's that?

Peter: Transcript request.

Mia: Mmm, how very official of you.

Peter: I also got this rush passport thingy online, so I'll probably be able to be there by, like, Tuesday.

Mia: So you'll help me move in?

Peter: Sure. I'll make sure the Euro Fresh people put us in the hippest hood in Paris, the 20th [looks down at sheet and mumbles something French sounding]. Think about it, we're gonna have like five months of us time before your mom and Izzy come.

Mia: You know, if you keep this up, I might even let you mooch my tutor.

Peter: Ooh la la.

[They kiss]

Mia: Bye

[Cafeteria]

Holly J: [To Blue] Where am I supposed to find 50 bags of sand, palm trees, and a straw hut?

Sav: Hey are we getting a hot tub? That'd be killer.

Holly J: Impossible

Sav: Bummer. We still getting tacos? [Holly J nods] Yeah!

Blue: Impossible?

Holly J: Okay, maybe not impossible, but I have a shift at The Dot which leaves about two hours to turn Degrassi Gym into Santa Monica Pier.

Blue: Watch this [stands up on table]. Who wants to help Holly set up the Beach Bash? [Murmurs of dissent] There'll be hot tubs [everyone cheers]. [To Holly J] See, you have fans. Since the incident, everyone knows you're a changed woman.

Holly J: So being taken hostage was a good thing?

Blue: Sometimes bad situations allow a person's inner light to shine...Come on, you can do this.

Holly J: Well I guess now I'm going to have to.

[Sav and Peter are walking down a hallway]

Sav: So we gonna practice at your place tonight?

Peter: Oh, I can't, I have plans tonight.

Sav: Come on dude. This could be the last time we play Degrassi before Studz takes off. I want us to be tight.

Peter: It could be the last time we play anywhere. I'm moving to Paris with Mia.

Sav: You're gonna ditch the band?

Peter: I'm not gonna let another one slip away. Can you imagine if Anya was leaving?

Sav: Wow. So you're moving to France? I'd be so freaked out. How do you even, like, ask for directions?

Peter: I don't know, hand signals? It'll be fine.

Sav: Are you sure? I mean, Mia's gonna be busy. Man, I could never date a model. If Anya was half naked in all those magazines, I'd be jealous-

Peter: Sav! Shut up man. You have no idea.

Sav: I guess not...So I guess we're gonna have to find a new singer, huh?

Peter: Dude, there's no Studz without me. Those songs are mine. Don't they teach you about that in copyright class?

Sav: Whatever. If tomorrow's our last show, then we better rock it [holds up hand for high five]

Peter: Yeah, rock it we shall [leaves Sav hanging]

[Musical montage of Peter falling asleep during a science lab. Johnny takes his mp3 player. Then he throws something in his beaker that explodes, waking Peter up]

[Gym. The gym is being decorated for the Beach Bash]

Holly J: Wow, look at all these people.

Blue: I told you, you've got fans.

Black kid who we will later learn is named Dave: Holly to the J. What up prez?

Holly J: I'm sorry, you are..?

Dave: Dave. Future grade nine class rep.

Holly J: Future rep?...Okay, what can I do for you?

Dave: Okay, I was thinking we need a toga day next week, for fun.

Holly J: Uh, I'll look into it? [sneers]

Blue: Don't worry, she'll make it happen.

Dave: Toga! Toga!

Holly J: [rolls eyes] Toga day, seriously?

Blue: I've heard worse ideas.

Holly J: All right, [writes on her pad] Toga...day. Happy?

[Modelling agency. French photographer is babbling at Mia in French. Peter shows up with some take out food]

Peter: Mia! Break time.

Mia: [says something French to the photographer]. [To Peter] I'm sorry, hun. We're running late. I don't know if I'll have a break.

[The snooty French photographer shoves Peter out of the way. Peter knocks over an umbrella and some lights]

Peter: Hey, show some respect or whatever, dude.

Photographer (who can magically speak English now, but in a comical French accent that I will try to reproduce): Wee-set! Get thees keed away!

Mia: I'm sorry, it was just an accident.

Photographer: Thees ees your boyfron, seeously?

Peter: Yeah, and she's on break! [puts his arm around Mia]

Mia: Careful, my hair! Look, maybe you should just go.

Photographer: Leesten to your girlfron, Garsonne. Vee both know that she can do a lot bettair.

Peter: I'm not going anywhere, guy.

Photographer: I beg to deefer, guy. Securitee!

[Security guy comes and escorts Peter away]

Security: Come on man, don't make this harder than it is.

Peter: Hey man, let go of me! Mia!

[Peter's apartment. Peter is dancing around to loud music, apparently tweaked out again]

Mia: [walks in the door (man does Peter ever lock his apartment?)] Peter! Peter!

[She turns off the music and Peter looks around, confused]

Mia: Hey, sorry about Jean-Luc. Photoshoots can get really tense sometimes.

Peter: Well then let's just stay here. We can still go to school, still hang with our friends, I can still play in my band. It'll be good times [He says this all very fast].

Mia: Don't worry, I...wait you haven't even started packing yet? [Peter scratches his face and runs upstairs] You're serious?

Peter: Oh come on Mia, this whole modeling thing makes you crazy.

Mia: I'm crazy? Look, it's not up for debate.

Peter: [Runs back downstairs] How come you get to decide what happens, huh? What about me?

Mia: Peter, calm down.

Peter: You're so selfish, Mia [grabs her]. It's always about you, you, you [falls onto couch].

Mia: [Picks up the bag of meth] Is this it? Peter! You promised me you would never do this again this morning!

Peter: My own girlfriend watches me get dragged off her stupid photoshoot. What am I supposed to do, huh?

Mia: Your drug use is not my fault.

Peter: Yeah, what about being supportive?

Mia: Of a meth head? [Peter scratches his face again] You are not going anywhere with me. [Throws the bag of meth at him] Get some help, Peter.


COMMERCIALS


[Outside Degrassi. Peter is hopped up again and is jumping back and forth on and off the sidewalk]

Peter: Cool! Sav, check it out. The sidewalk [jumps] makes a different sound than the street [jumps again].

Sav: That's great, Pete.

Peter: [Grabs Sav] Oh, come to my house, we gotta jam!

Sav: Now?

Peter: Yeah, I wrote a sweet new song. We gotta jam it out.

Sav: Why? I thought you were going away.

Peter: Oh. Mia broke up with me, right, but it's okay, 'cause they always do, right? [Grabs Sav again] Come on! Studz lives man!

Sav: Are you okay, man?

Peter: Nooo, Crap! I forgot my guitar!

[Peter runs away, almost running over a kid. Sav looks around like, “Did that really just happen?”]

[Degrassi halls. Holly J is selling Beach Bash tickets]

Holly J: [To some girl] See you there. Don't forget to wear your beach clothes

Connor: Hey, we heard you were taking requests. Okay, 'cause we have a request.

KC: We were wondering if athletes could cut the caf line? So we can make it to practice at lunchtime.

Connor: We're on the Junior Basketball Team. We're athletes.

Holly J: I'll add it to the list. [To Anya] I'm a walking suggestion box, and the idea that any random niner can come hassle me? So not my style.

Anya: You're never gonna be happy.

Holly J: What's that supposed to mean?

Anya: Everyone used to hate you. Now you've got Blue, you're super popular. Where's the problem?

[Hallway. Sav is talking to Danny about Peter]

Sav: He's like, “She's gone. They all leave me.” And then he took off.

Danny: Seriously? Mia dumped him? Super harsh. That'll mess a guy up.

Declan: Don't tell me Mr. And Mrs. High School are on the rocks.

[Sav and Danny exchange a look like, “Who is this kid”]

Sav: Um, Mia smashed his heart into a million pieces. He was freaking out, like he wasn't himself or something.

Declan: Uh, you sure it wasn't the crank?

Sav: What?

Declan: Guys, your lead singer's taken a fancy to crystal meth. He made a pretty big ass of himself at our party. It wasn't pretty.

Danny: [To Sav] You better call him.

Sav: Yeah

[Peter's sleeping on his couch and his phone rings. He picks it up and tosses it across the room. Then he goes back to sleep]

[Musical montage of Jenna singing at the Beach Bash. KC is staring at her and Claire hits him to get his attention. The members of Studz, minus Peter, walk into the gym. Outside the gym, Blue is talking to Holly J]

Blue: People love the hot tubs. I knew you could do it.

Holly J: Yay, me. I'm so ready for a nap.

Anya: Here, I brought you some snacks.

Holly J: Thank you. I haven't eaten all day. Is that an avocado?

[Connor walks up]

Connor: I'd like to file a complaint.

Holly J: you already have your front of the line privileges. Now what?

Connor: Bruce cut the lunch line, and football season's over.

Holly J: So? What am I, the Caf Police?

[Dave walks up]

Dave: So, uh, when exactly is toga day? Monday? Wednesday?

Holly J: Not now, Darryl, okay?

Dave: It's, it's Dave.

[Claire walks up]

Claire: Hey Holly J, there's this really weird smell coming from the girls' bathroom.

Holly J: Maybe because it's a bathroom? What's next? Is the sun too bright? Your allowance too small? Why don;t I just do something about global warming while I'm on it?

Blue: Sorry, she'll get on that. [To Holly J] You're really having trouble prioritizing, huh?

Holly J: Actually, Blue, I know exactly what my priority is right now: this taco. Got it?

[Stage, Studz is getting ready to perform sans Peter]

Sav: Man, this is bad. Like, really bad.

Spinner: Yeah. We're on in like T minus ten seconds too.

Anya: [To microphone] And now, fresh from their Hollywood movie shoot, the one and only, the amazing Studz.

[Everyone cheers]

Sav: Guys, who's gonna sing?

Danny: I don't know the words.

Spinner: I'm a one-armed drummer.

[Sav goes up to the mic and begins to play the “Whoa” song. We cut to a montage of scenes of Peter going into an alley and buying meth, and dancing around the alley after he snorts, and walking into the gym at Degrassi while they are playing]

Peter: Hey! That's my song!

[Peter grabs the mic away from Sav]

Sav: What are you doing?

Peter: What are you doing? There's no Studz without me. You guys suck.

[He tries to wrestle away Sav's guitar]

Peter: Okay, okay. Shared Custody. One, two three four! [singing] Shared Custody, Shared Custody, Shared Cust- [trails off and grabs Sav]

Sav: Are you tweaking?

Peter: What? No.

Sav: We know about the meth.

Chante: [videotaping] Peter, what happened? Tell the fans on the video blog.

Peter: [knocks the camera out of Chante's hand] Get out of my face! [Runs out of the gym]

Blue: [To Holly J] Holly, it's defcon four in there.

Holly J: Boy band breakup? Boo hoo.

Blue: Aren't you going to do something?

Holly J: Blue, I'm not actually a superhero. I deal in raffle tickets, not drama.

Blue: What about all your friends in there?

Holly J: They're not my friends. I don't even know half of their names.

[Holly J sighs and rolls her eyes. Then she starts counting money]

Blue: You know, you should really put all the heads on the money to one side.

Holly J: That's it. First of all, you are not Student Council President, and I did not become President so I could make friends and have people love me. I did it so I could do things my way. So just leave me alone.

[Cut between Studz packing up their band gear and Peter in the middle of a street, freaking out. We get Peter's point of view in blurry meth-o-vision]

Danny: He's still not answering.

[Riley's phone rings. It's Peter]

Riley: Peter? What? Slow down. Guys, it's Peter.

Sav: Where'd he go?

Peter: I think I, like, OD'd or something.

Riley: Where are you?

Peter: I, I don't know. I'm between two roads! Please, just come and help me. Come find me!

[Spinner jingles car keys]

Spinner: Guys, c'mon.

Riley: Okay, we're coming. Where are you? What do you see?

[More meth-o-vision of blurry, distended cars going by, and Peter tweaking out. The guys show up in a car. Man, they found him pretty quick given all the streets in Toronto. Maybe Spinner's bullet wound gave him super locating powers.]

Guys: Peter!

[Peter tries to cross the street, but almost gets hit by a meth-o-vision semi. The guys all come over and hug him]

Sav: It's okay. You're gonna be okay. We're here now.

[They give him a blanket]

Peter: Thanks, I'm freezing

Riley: You're gonna be all right.

[Peter's apartment. He's sitting on the couch still wrapped in a blanket, rubbing his nose. The guys are all still there]

Danny: We should go. Curfew. Take it easy, buddy.

Sav: Call if you need anything.

Riley: We'll make sure you're okay.

Peter: Thank you. I hate this stupid loft. I'm alone all the time.

Spinner: Not tonight dude. [Hands Peter a glass of water] Here dude, chug this. You're probably dehydrated.

[Peter downs the glass of water]

Peter: I'm, like, messed up guys. [He shivers and hands Riley the bag-o-meth] Can you get rid of this?

Riley: Are you sure that's all of it?

[Peter nods]

Spinner: Need to make a call, dude?

Peter: Yeah, long distance.

Spinner: You know it's like 4AM in Paris?

Peter: I'm not calling Mia. [On phone] Hey, mom, it's me. Yeah, I'm fine, well...not really. Can you come home please?


[The morning after. Holly J is sweeping up sand from the Beach Bash. Blue runs up behind her and covers her eyes]

Blue: Guess who? [Holly J looks annoyed] You had a hard night, but I still believe you can change. So if you're ready to apologize, I'm ready to listen.

Holly J: Apologize? For what? Look, Blue, I have lots of sides. You can't just pick the ones you like.

Blue: But I wanna let the Holly I know shine through.

Holly J: No you don't. You wanna turn me into someone that I'm not.

Blue: -and that's never gonna happen.

Holly J: No. Sorry, Blue.

Blue: Me too. Bye Holly.

[Blue walks away. Holly J sighs]

Holly J: It's Holly-Freaking-J

[Peter's apartment. He's talking to Mia on Skype]

Mia: And they give you these hot towels in first class, and a limo picked me up, and Annemarie from the agency has been so helpful.

Peter: That's awesome, Mia.

Mia: How are you?

Peter: You mean, how's my drug problem?

Mia: I'm worried about you, Peter.

Peter: Don't be. I begged my mom to come back from Regina.

Hatzilakos: [Something in French to Mia]

Mia: Hi, Miss H. [To Peter] Peter, even though we broke up, I'm really happy that you're not alone...I gotta go, but, keep in touch, okay?

Peter: Bye, Mia.

Hatzilakos: I never should've left you.

Peter: It's not your fault, mom.

Hatzilakos: I know I can't make your choices for you, but just promise me-

Peter: -It's over. I promise.

Hatzilakos: Because, Peter, you can't control this drug. One relapse, just one, and it's straight to rehab.

[Peter hugs her]

Peter: Thanks for coming home, mom.

Monday, October 5, 2009

901 Just Can't Get Enough Part 1 Transcript

Degrassi Season 9, Episode 1

Just Can't Get Enough Part 1

Airdate: 10-4-09 on CTV



[At Degrassi, Studz is on the stage auditioning for a spot to play at the Beach Bash dance]

Peter: [singing] I'm like Whoa! The California sun, I'm like Whoa! This ride has just begun, I'm like Whoa! Just like a sub-machine gun with our guitars, and all our girls. Hey Cali-, Hey Forni-, Hey I-A. Hey Cali-, Hey Forni-, Hey I-A.

[In the hall, Chante is interviewing the new kids, Declan and Fiona for her Video Blog]

Chante: Hey, I'm Chante, Degrassi's unofficial video blogger. You must be the diplomat's kids.

Declan : Word travels.

Chante: And I'm the destination. So, what brings the upper crust to Degrassi?

Declan: [Pushes the camera away], Old man's an education attache. Private schools, bad politics.

Fiona: We're boring, believe me. So, what's the deal here? Who are the players?

Chante: Holly J is the de facto Student Council prez. The band, Studz, just shot a movie in LA. The singer's girlfriend is Degrassi's next top model. Speak of the devil.

[Mia walks up on stage after Studz finishes their song]

Peter: Oh, she's back from 'Gay Paree.'

Mia: All the photoshoots in the world couldn't keep me from a Studz show.

Holly J: Great. Congrats, guys. You're in the Winter Beach Bash.

Peter: [To Holly J] Lady, we are the Winter Beach Bash. [To Mia] Oh, did I tell you I'm a master musician now?

Mia: You got into the music program?

Peter: Well, basically. Can't expect these guys to make it look cool on their own.

Mia: That's amazing, Peter.

Peter: I know. This semester's all about me and you, baby. Woo!


CREDITS (Man, I don't like the new credits)


[Chante, Mia, and Peter are walking down the hall]

Chante: So, for the blog, what does Degrassi's couple of the week go by? Miater? Pia?

Mia: Wow, we're combo worthy? But who really wants to read the story of a girl juggling her daughter, high school, and a modeling career?

Peter: -And her rockstar boyfriend

Chante: Mia, you just spent the weekend in Paris. You're what we call “aspirational.” [Fiona and Declan walk by] Newbie alert. This is Fiona and Declan (pronounced Deck-linn). See ya.

Declan: (Something that sounds like “Where to see tour Mr. And Mrs. High School.” Sorry, it's hard to understand what he says here)

Peter: Oh, yeah. Peter. Sup?

Mia: Mia Jones.

Fiona: I hear you model.

Declan: Oh, my mom's in with Tio(?) fashion mag. New style editor. I should hook you up someday. [To Peter] And your band rocks, sir.

Peter: Yeah, check us out Friday Night.

Declan: I wouldn't miss the Beach Bash. It's refreshing to hear lyrics that aren't trying to be intelligent.

Peter: Totally...thanks?

Declan: Sure beats the diplomat Schmooze-fest my parents are throwing tomorrow anyway, so...

Mia: And who gets to schmooze at this fest?

Fiona: Rich old guys, fashion and media types, anyone who's anyone.

Mia: Doesn't sound so bad [Walks away with Peter as bell rings].

[Another Degrassi hallway. Alli runs up behind Johnny and tries to feel him up]

Johnny: No PDAs in school, backwoods.

Alli: [Seeing Claire] Claire!

Claire: Alli![They hug] Show me your classes [they exchange schedules]. They're almost all the same, even the non-gifted electives.

Alli: [Takes off her hoodie] I'm so glad to be back in school. Later, hoodie [tosses the hoodie to Johnny and takes off with Claire. Johnny and KC do a hilarious awkward nod of acknowledgement]

[Media Immersion, Alli is bumped into by the guitar-wielding new girl, Jenna]

Alli: Hey! Watch out with that thing. What are you new or something?

Jenna: Sorry. I'm Jenna.

Claire: I'm Claire. [They shake hands] This is Alli. We're BFFs.

Jenna: I'm so glad all the girls here don't hate each other. My old school was backstab high [sits next to Claire].

Alli: Uh, that's my seat.

Simpson: Welcome back everybody.

Alli: Sir, she's-

Simpson: Jenna Middleton! Welcome to Degrassi.

Jenna: Hi.

Simpson: Take a seat, Alli, okay? [Alli is not thrilled]

[The music classroom]

Sav: [To Peter] Dude, did you nail it? Are you psyched? You know, I had to beg Mr. Fowler to get you that audition.

Peter: Dude, I rocked an entire Hollywood film crew. It's in the bag.

Sav: Sweet.

Danny: Now we can all take Studz to the next level. [They all do dorky fist pumps]

Peter: Who knew going to school could actually help you become a rock star?

Fowler: [Mr. Fowler is played by none other than Ed Robertson of Barenaked Ladies fame] Good morning master musicians. I see Mr. Lavigne has given you your handout packages. [Sees Peter] Peter. I didn't see you there.

Peter: Yeah, I just sort of showed up.

Fowler: Did you get my email? I was hoping to see you after class. I'm sorry, but we don't have a place for you here right now.

Peter: [Looks dejected] Whatever. That loser doesn't know the first thing about music [punches a Timpani drum].

[Cafeteria. Jenna is auditioning for the Beach Bash, and singing a song so shrill that I can't transcribe it]

Alli: When did our school become some bizarre white version of Fame?

Claire: Please tell me it hasn't, because I can't dance OR sing...not like Jenna. She is so nice. In class she-

Alli: Bite your tongue, Claire. Nobody is sunshine and rainbows all the time.

Holly J: And we have our final performer for the Beach Bash. Congrats.

Jenna: Thanks, Miss J.

Alli: So, Miss Pretty Smile and Perfect Teeth, what's your deal?

Jenna: You think I'm pretty? Thanks Alli, but I'm not half as pretty as you [Alli rolls her eyes]

[Mia and Peter at a Cafeteria table]

Mia: So you didn't get in. Just do regular school.

Peter: Mia, I tasted fame or whatever. Being regular sucks.

Mia: Peter, look at me. You can do whatever you want.

Peter: How did I luck in to dating the most amazing girl in the world? Really, if I didn't have you, then I don't know...can your mom babysit later?

Mia: She is. I'm meeting with my agent. She's trying to set up another shoot.

Peter: Again? How many shoots do you need?

Mia: Lets just say I've been turning down a lot of jobs lately.

Peter: Yeah, but wasn't that part of the plan? Put modeling on the back burner and focus on the more important stuff.

Mia: What makes you think it's not important?

Peter: Well, it's just a job, right? A way to pay the bills while you're still young and hot. It's priorities, or whatever.

Mia: Since when are you the expert on priorities? Thanks for being supportive, Peter [gets up and leaves].

Peter: Mia, can we still hang out after school?

Mia: No, I'm picking up Izzy.

Declan: [sitting down with Fiona next to Peter]. Ooh, trouble in paradise?

Peter: Yeah, laugh it up, new guy.

Declan: It's not against Degrassi rules to eat lunch with my new pal, is it?

Peter: You wanna be my pal? Get me and Mia into your party. She'd love to meet your mom.

Declan: The make-up gesture. Well done, sir.

Peter: Well can you help a guy out, or no?

Declan: I won't complain about having the lovely Mia in attendance. She'll wear something low cut, I assume.

Peter: Whatever she wears, keep your eyes to yourself. All right, sir?

Declan: All right, scout's honor [does the scout's honor sign with his hand]. Here's the info [tosses Peter a folded up piece of paper].

[Grade nine science class]

Teacher: Pair up. We're going to analyze the bacterial components of cheek scrapings. Swabs, people?

Claire: [After Alli doesn't sit next to her] What are you doing?

Alli: You and Jenna make great partners. Have fun!

Jenna: Open wide, Claire-Bear!

[Peter's apartment. Mia is sitting on the couch when he enters]

Peter: I thought you had a meeting.

Mia: It turned into a phone call.

Peter: Is everything okay? [Mia nods] Good, because I have a surprise. I got us into Declan's swanky party thing. He's gonna introduce you to his mom.

Mia: Oh my God, that's amazing.

Peter: I'm sorry for being such a nob, babe. I'll be more supportive, I promise.

Mia: You have no idea how good it makes me feel to hear you say that [kisses him].

Peter: Why? What's going on?

Mia: I have a surprise, too. Don't get mad, but you are looking at the new Euro Fresh Face.

Peter: What? That's...those girls are hot!

Mia: My face is gonna be everywhere. I'm gonna be on every fashion magazine in Europe.

Peter: That's so cool. Can you make it work with school and everything?

Mia: Peter, this contract is worth 250 Grand!

Peter: Are you serious? [They high five]. Wait. Why would I be mad?

Mia: Um, okay. I have to move to Paris.

Peter: Paris, France? When?

Mia: Saturday. My mom and Izzy are coming after Izzy finishes school. I'm sorry, Peter.

Peter: So you're just leaving?

Mia: Don't worry though. We'll make the long distance thing work. You can come visit in the summer.

Peter: Yeah, sure.

Mia: Okay, I have to go sign some stuff. They're getting me a rush visa. But I'll see you tomorrow at school, okay? [they kiss. Peter looks dejected]


COMMERCIALS


[Front steps of Degrassi. Claire is sitting and doing homework]

Alli: Breakfast burrito for my bestie [hands Claire a breakfast burrito]

Claire: So we are still friends?

Alli: Why wouldn't we be?

Claire: Oh, I don't know, Science class?

Alli: Like they say: keep your friends close and your enemies closer?

Claire: So Jenna's our enemy now?

Alli: And by working with our little wolf in baby lamb's clothing. We'll discover all her dirty little secrets.

Claire: Yeah, I bet she's totally into Satan.

Alli: You never know.

[Hallowed halls of Degrassi, Simpson is talking to Mia]

Simpson: You're making all the right choices. This is really the best way for you to finish your school year. I'm really proud of you. Good luck.

Mia: Thanks.

Peter: [Walks up carrying a box] Looks like you made Simpson's day.

Mia: It's awesome. He found me a tutor in Paris so I'll be able to finish my semester.

Peter: Sounds like you'll be pretty busy.

Mia: Yeah, I may have to miss a fashion party or two, but I'll make it work.

Peter: Speaking of skipping parties, I think you should go to Declan's thing tonight without me.

Mia: Why? You don't want to go? [Peter shrugs] What is that [looks at the box]?

Peter: It's just, like, your stuff.

Mia: Are you breaking up with me? No, come on Peter, don't do this.

Peter: You're gonna be like 5,000 miles away surrounded by guys falling in love with you.

Mia: And that's exactly why I need to know you're gonna be here for me.

Peter: [Sits down next to her] What if I moved to Paris with you? [Funky European music plays in the background when he says this. Oh, Degrassi editors, how you slay me]

Mia: What about school and your parents?

Peter: I'm emancipated, remember? I still have money from the movie.

Mia: I didn't want to ask...I know moving is crazy, but I would love to have my boyfriend there [they hug].

[Degrassi hallway, Alli is walking with KC]

Alli: KC, where's Claire?

KC: I thought she was with you.

Alli: No, [looks at her phone] and she won't text me back.

KC: Well I just got one, wishing me luck with my probation officer [Alli gives him a look]... Not that I have one [walks away].

[Some classroom. Jenna is teaching Claire guitar]

Claire: [struggling to play the guitar] This is harder than it looks.

Jenna: That's what he said (no, she really says this)

Claire: Eww, Jenna.

Jenna: So tonight, more lessons or science assignment?

Claire: Alli and I usually do TV/Homework night.

Jenna: Friendship priorities, cool.

Claire: You know what? Come over. It'll be fine.

Jenna: You're sure Alli won't mind?

Claire: Of course not. She's not the jealous type [She gets a text from Alli that says “where r u??”].

[The party at Declan and Fiona's house]

Mia: This is no high school party.

Peter: [As the maitre'd takes his coat] Hey that's my jacket! Oh, sorry. [To Mia] That chick just took my coat!

Mia: Well get used to it. In Europe, models get invited to this kind of stuff all the time

Peter: Yeah, more proof that these rich peeps aren't dumb. So, now what?

Mia: [Grabs drinks from a tray] Well it is a schmooze-fest...I wonder which one's Declan's mom?

Peter: [Declan waves them over] Let's go hang with the kids.

Declan: So this is our humble abode for the next six months or so.

Mia: Only six months?

Declan: Eh, could be more, could be less. Diplomat brats do a lot of bouncing around.

Fiona: [Offers Peter an oyster] Here. [Peter looks skeptical] Never had raw oysters?

Peter: It looks like a loogi.

Declan: Don't you just love how parochial Mia's boyfriend is?

Peter: What's that supposed to mean?

Declan: Oh, parochial? Lacking in worldly experience, but not in a bad way [Peter gives him a look].

Mia: I like to say he keeps it real. Like in his band. He writes his own songs and lyrics.

Peter: Yeah, we just spent two weeks in LA. The parties there blow this snooze-fest out of the water.

Declan: Well then, why don't you show everyone how you throw down Cali-style? Get up there. Play that “Whoa” song.

Peter: No, I don't even have my ax.

Declan: No problem. [To one of the guests] Hey Skip. Can my friend borrow your guitar? [To Peter] It's all yours, sir.

Peter: No, Declan, forget it.

Declan: [Into microphone] Hey everybody. Having a good time? It's time to turn this snooze- fest into a Studz-fest. Here is the coolest guy at my new high school, Peter...something. [To Peter] Come on, sir, they're starved for entertainment.

Peter: [To the crowd] Hello everyone. [He starts singing the song. The rich snobs look bemused. Peter tales off halfway through the verse]. Sure, why not?

[Claire's room. She's painting Jenna's nails]

Jenna: My nails get totally trashed playing guitar.

Claire: One of the useful things my older sister taught me.

Jenna: At least you have a sister, the rehab brothers here. [Looks at nails] Oh, cute! I feel like such a girl.

Alli: [Walking in] Hey. [She stops upon seeing Jenna] Am I interrupting?

Claire: Hey Alli, we were just doing some science homework, and then-

Alli: You actually became friends with her? I'm sorry Claire, but this ends now.

Jenna: Should I go? I can go.

Claire: What's wrong with you? Why are you so afraid of us hanging out?

Alli: I'm not, it's just...[lowers her voice] It's not fair that she breezes into school and steals my best friend. [To Jenna] I knew she'd do it the minute I saw her.

Claire: So I guess what I want doesn't matter. Thanks, Alli, real nice.

Jenna: Actually guys, I'd like to be friends with both of you [Alli gives her a look].

[Declan's party. Mia is on the couch consoling Peter]

Mia: It wasn't that bad.

Peter: Whatever, I sucked. This whole party sucks. Let's just go.

Mia: Nobody cares about your little performance, Peter.

Peter: That's a lie. Those rich snobs were trying not to laugh at me.

Mia: Just try and be yourself, the charming and confident guy I know.

Peter: I don't feel like that guy. [Lady in red dress comes over]

Red Dress: You must be Mia. Come meet some people.

Mia: [To Peter] That's what I'm here to do.

Peter: Yeah, you're all business, aren't you?

Mia: [Walking away] Peter!

Fiona: [Sits down next to Peter] Want some company?

Peter: Don't bother. You'll just end up moving to another galaxy like all my other girlfriends.

Fiona: Lucky for both of us, dating you isn't in my plans.

Peter: Right, your boyfriend. I think he knew I was gonna make an ass of myself.

Fiona: That would be my brother.

Blonde Girl: [Sits down on the other side of Peter] Common mistake, Fiona and Declan are very close.

Fiona: Shut up, Vickie.

Peter: So he was hitting on Mia. Ugh, where's my stupid coat ticket?

Fiona: You guys are leaving?

Peter: I am. This isn't fun.

Vickie: I can't stand these parties either, but... [pulls out a little baggie] now it's all good.

Fiona: Really, Victoria? You're still doing that?

Peter: [Examines the bag] What is this?

Vickie: An escape without leaving. [Peter looks skeptical] Don't think sweetie, just do.

Peter: How do you-

Vickie: You'll figure it out. [Peter opens the bag] Maybe in the bathroom.

Peter: Ah [goes to the bathroom].

[Claire's bedroom. Alli is drawing on Jenna's hand]

Alli: There. To welcome you to Degrassi and commemorate our new friendship.

Jenna: Thanks so much, guys. It's so hard coming to a new school in a new city where you don't know anybody.

Alli: We niners have to stick together.

Jenna: So tell me, who's off limits?

Claire: Off limits?

Jenna: At my old school, I was such a boyfriend stealer, especially with bad boy types. They're my weakness.

Alli: Then I'm with Johnny. He's a senior.

Jenna: Eh, too old for me [looks at Claire].

Claire: I'm with KC.

Jenna: Oh, he is so cute! But...don't worry Claire-Bear. I won't even look at him [Claire looks displeased]

Alli: You're right, Jenna is so nice [smirks to Claire].

Claire: It's all right. She's not his type [awkward silence].

[The party. Peter is hopped up on mystery powder]

Peter: [Runs up to Mia and kisses her] I got my groove back.

Mia: Yeah, all of the sudden...

Peter: Yeah, I had some help [winks]. You're looking smokin' by the way. Wanna go fool around?

Mia: Uh, Peter, what help?

Peter: Dare me to eat an oyster? [runs to the oyster table]

Mia: [To Declan] Are there drugs going around?

Declan: Eh, I could probably find you some.

Mia: No, not for me, it's Peter [cut to Peter slurping down an oyster].

Peter: Mia! I did it!

Declan: He does seem...enthused.

Fiona: Tory's giving out party favors. [To Mia] He's on crank.

Mia: What? [Walks over to Peter] Peter, did you take something from Victoria?

Peter: Some coke I think, just a little.

Mia: Shh! [Lowers her voice] Peter, coke would've been bad enough, but that was crystal meth!

Peter: Meth? Crazy...How much would you give me if I eat these fish eggs?

Mia: We're leaving.

Peter: C'mon Mia.

Mia: Peter. Now! [She walks away, Peter downs the caviar]

Introduction Post

Hello all. So as an obsessive Degrassi fan, I've decided to start this humble little blog in order to disperse transcripts of Degrassi episodes for those who a) don't get CTV, b) don't get The-N/Teen Nick, c) don't feel like waiting for their respective network to air episodes, d) can't or won't download episodes, or e) any combination thereof. I plan to post as soon as I watch the episode, which is generally within 72 hours of its first airdate. I will only be transcribing episodes starting with season nine. For earlier transcripts try www.twiztv.com/scripts/degrassi/. I will also write brief reviews of the episodes giving my highly professional opinion of the episode. I may also do reviews of past episodes if I have the time, but this is a time consuming project, and I do have a life (barely) and a job (again, barely).

So please spread the word to fellow Degrassi-obssesed beings. And remember, the material I post here is for educational and entertainment purposes only; no infringement is intended. The Degrassi trademark belongs to CTV and Epitome Pictures, and I am not affiliated with them in any way. But they are awesome, so I try not to piss them off. You may not repost material from this blog without my permission. I will punish copyright violaters to the fullest extent of the law. Actually, I'm a poor college student, so I'll probably just send a strongly worded email. Feel free to comment and spread the word. And remember: it's about to get real.